everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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