Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
