Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
