Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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