he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Randomize
