just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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