The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
