never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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