no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I stole a fireplace last night.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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