and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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