If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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