She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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