drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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