I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
