i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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