i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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