Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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