i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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