Swine flu. Run for my life!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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