i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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