I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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