i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Randomize
