i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I had to cum in my sink.
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