i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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