i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Bring me that man meat
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
