Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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