Sponge bath it is.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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