This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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