Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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