so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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