The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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