Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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