Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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