Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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