it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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