I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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