You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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