Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Houston, we have a blender
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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