I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
