Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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