i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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