its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the liver wants what the liver wants
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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