Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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