Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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