No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
only if we run a train.
done.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I lost the right to judge tonight
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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