doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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