drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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