bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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