i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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