Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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