You're so nebulous sometimes
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Randomize
