He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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