so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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