And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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