I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
now i know why i became what i already was.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
